hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
ifyoucarryonthisway: the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think...
bowtiesandlions: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride. And maybe, just...
certainlydraco: so you know that part in The Princess Diaries 2 where they were all mattress surfing and Julie Andrews was like “I’ve done a lot of flying in my day.” She’s done a lot of flying in her day. A LOT OF FLYING FLYING
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Shamelessly plugging. I seem to be able to express myself more through Twitter…
australiansanta: foodtrucker: the-average-introvert: jimmy-carrs-laugh: kcindys: foodtrucker: you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice and then i saw my face and now im a believer not a trace of doubt in my mind stop im in love oooooo00000ooo
whiskyandoldspice: i really enjoy the way everyone has distinctive keysmashes like some people favor the home row fjkdslfjlka some people go all around the keyboard like khcxzrmwe other people go with one letter hhhhhhhhhhhh or ffffffffffffffff which are two very different emotions other people start out with words and then it just disentigrates into fuck fuck fufcjkckfuckckckckcfifcj other...
HOW MOST OF MY STUDYING ENDS UP GOING
sexcake: i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
gcoky: babyferaligator: deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear